Our Apocalyptic Architects: Meet our Chief Communications Officer

Meet [Name], our Chief Communications Officer. [Name] is responsible for crafting our doomsday announcements and emergency broadcasts. With a background in apocalyptic messaging and crisis management, [Name] is the perfect person to tell you that the end is indeed near.

About Our Chief Communications Officer

[Name] joined our team after a successful career in the field of disaster public relations. With a proven track record of keeping people calm in the face of certain destruction, [Name] is the ultimate expert in crisis communications. When the world is on fire, [Name] is the one we call to tell us it's time to panic.

When not busy crafting our apocalyptic press releases, [Name] enjoys extreme knitting and collecting vintage nuclear fallout shelters. Find them on Twitter at @ApocalypseCrisisCO.

Our Chief Communications Officer's Portfolio

Notable Apocalyptic Announcements:

• The "We've Run Out of Toilet Paper" Emergency Broadcast
• The "Rationing of Coffee is Mandatory" Press Release
• The "Panic! The Apocalypse Has Been Delayed... Again" Special Edition Newsletter

Featured Work:

• The "We're Not Liking This New World Order" Op-Ed in The Doomsday Times
• A chapter in The Apocalyptic Communications Handbook

Get in Touch

Meet our Lead Architect or Our Social Media Architect for more information on our apocalyptic team.

Or, if you're feeling extra curious, check out our Apocalyptic Museum for more on the world's greatest apocalyptic achievements.